Lemme tell you about one of my girls.. Her name's Marisssa. To make a looong story short, ........ She has two boyfriends.
I was like WTF??????? I mean, I kno she's a slut and everything, but I didn't know that she was ever gonna be THAT slutty. Damn. I was like, gurl, you better dump one and u better dump one fast cuz if you don't, you're not gonna end up with either one of them. And she's like, yea, I know I know, I will soon. But I dunno who to dump, they're both cute.
She told me that one lives in Long Island and one lives in the UK. I was like, the UK??????!?!?!?!?!?! ARe you fucking kiddin me?? And she's like, no. I met him at camp during the summer. And she also told me about how her bf in the UK knows that she has another bf in Long Island. I was like, you shithead. You seriously don't play around with anyone like that, and you certainly don't lead anyone on like that. Baaaaaaaaaad Marrisa. How hookerish. I can understand her having TWO GUY FRIENDS. I can CERTAINLY understand her having a mutherfucking HUNDRED GUYFRIENDS. Hell, I think that's how much she and I have right now, anyways. But the bottom line is, that it's NEVER EVER EVER right to fucking play someone like that and lead him/her on.
Now you might be thinkin, Hmm.. She seems to know well.. I'm guessing that it happened to her before too? Well... You get your answer............................ NO. But hey, just because you haven't experienced it doesnt mean that you really dunno ANYTHING about it. I'm just talking about MORALS, here. I know I love drinking and partying and (shh.. sex :D), and I know they're never really morally right. It's just that leading on another motherfucking human being is just a whole different category than just enjoying what you like and ending it at that.
I really hope Marissa actually realizes that since she's been going out with both guys for over 3 months now, esp the Long Island guy, either one of them are gonna get HURT when she tries to break up the relationship, no matter which one she decides to dump. So, being an honest and bueno amiga, I told her to dump the one that you think you're not gonna make it long with, and dump him quick. I really think that's the safest way. Hell, you never know WTF might happen. It's a fucked up world out there with fucked up people who don't really seem fucked up on the outside, and also with not-fucked up people who really seem fucked up on the outside.
Cheerz kiddies, don't let that happen to YOU <3 xoxo